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Dec
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Stories - Brother Louie

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So good.

So good.

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andrewmcclain:

nedhepburn:

Patton Oswalt “Christmas Shoes”

This is the best. One of my best friends lives right next door to the guy who wrote that awful song.

“Give me some credit; I’m holding back vomit using mnemonic devices to memorize the lyrics.”

Dec
19th
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One year ago today.

One year ago today.

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Now

Now

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suitep:

I think he thinks they’re his. Seriously.

He does, right? He looks like he’s in an episode of MTV Cribs, only for cookware. Buckley’s all like, “Yo, this is my oasis. Double-boiler, yo. I do the ker-raziest shit in this one here. Oh, and that, that’s my saucepan. You know what I mean. Yeah. So hey, um, thanks for coming by! Now GTFO. I’m ‘bout to get funky with this piece of tissue paper. You don’t even know. You don’t wanna know.”

suitep:

I think he thinks they’re his. Seriously.

He does, right? He looks like he’s in an episode of MTV Cribs, only for cookware. Buckley’s all like, “Yo, this is my oasis. Double-boiler, yo. I do the ker-raziest shit in this one here. Oh, and that, that’s my saucepan. You know what I mean. Yeah. So hey, um, thanks for coming by! Now GTFO. I’m ‘bout to get funky with this piece of tissue paper. You don’t even know. You don’t wanna know.”

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florencio:

La verdadera historia de la agresión a Berlusconi

Damn right fool. Italian Spiderman can’t help you block the roundhouse. Hope you like the taste of your own blood. Abondanza, mofo.

florencio:

La verdadera historia de la agresión a Berlusconi

Damn right fool. Italian Spiderman can’t help you block the roundhouse. Hope you like the taste of your own blood. Abondanza, mofo.

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