if i didn't care

2009

2008

“God gave Noah the rainbow sign. No more water, the fire next...”
— James Baldwin, from a work...
Feb 25th
The fishing party.
Feb 24th
Trane meets Tron.
Feb 20th
Warch Watch
When he starts the dance, I haz a chills.
Feb 18th
Warch Watch
Gasp. I still have a slight obsession with Speed Racer. It was the one thing from my early childhood...
Feb 13th
Warch Watch
I see you jockin’ me… tryin’ ta play like… you KNOW me.
Feb 13th

Dorky Hot

Andrew: honh!?
me: honh!!
Andrew: you on your mobile?
going mobile
me: nope i don't have that
i'm at home
Andrew: ah
is this an example of the inflatable rat you were telling me about
Feb 13th
WGA Picket Line at 30 Rock
Feb 13th
me: yyup
oooh look at tina
love
her
Andrew: yes
very hot
me: gahhhh
shes the first person i thought about
when i heard about the writers strike
Andrew: reminds me a little of the lead girl character in animal house
the gf of one of the delta house guys
me: oh yah
karen allen
Andrew: yeah yeah yeah
dorky hot
me: what was her boyfriend's name?
oh that's right
boone
Andrew: lol
Feb 13th
Strindberg + Helium
Feb 12th
“I’m dead too.”
— Helium
Feb 12th
The Dude Abides
Feb 9th
Brooklyn sublet available immediately. Must have good...
Feb 9th

On the Matter of a No-Frills Existence

I knew a guy growing up—hard to forget—named, Daniel “Tippy” Finney. At some...
Feb 8th
“Well, at least you don’t live in a lean-to in the...”
— Me, to myself
Feb 8th
The Fells.
Feb 8th
“Gravity is a harsh mistress.”
— The Tick
Feb 8th
Um… yyyeah… we still pretty much hate you. Hard...
Feb 8th
Seen on the Swobo bike website. Frikken awesome bling.
Feb 8th
I'm a forward thinker
Feb 8th
“As you go the way of life You will see a great chasm....”
— Native American Proverb
Feb 5th

The War of Place Settings

… and lo! A great battle ensued Between those who would have Seven Tables And those who would...
Feb 5th
“Two days ago I saw a rig big enough to haul that tanker.”
— Mad Max
Feb 5th

Cordon Bleu

O Cordon Bleu How I love yeu I cannot count the ways. Your crust, your sauce I’m at a loss...
Feb 5th

Imagining Argentina: Netflix Review

  As some other reviewers [on Netflix] have mentioned, it’s always frustrating to see an...
Feb 5th
Exploding Dog
Feb 5th
Bullet. Album-cover-worthy.
Feb 3rd
A simpler time.
Feb 3rd
BigHugeLabs Writer
Feb 3rd
“I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!”
— Daniel Plainview
Feb 3rd
Warch Watch
I must admit that I had me some Kelis running through my head after seeing There Will Be Blood.
Feb 3rd
Warch Watch
Now I know what a manualist is. And what a manualist can do.
Feb 3rd
Urban Dictionary
Feb 3rd
The sun never sets on the ketchup empire.
Feb 3rd