if i didn't care

2009

2008

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Yep. Still funny. Still funny three years later.
May 1st
Drive Fresh. That’s funny.
Apr 30th

Das Panzer.

I’ve been reading a lot about big cats and their endangered state. There’s an article in...
Apr 30th
“If one candidate’s trying to scare you and the other one’s...”
— Bill Clinton, in 2004 (via...
Apr 30th
Classy.
Apr 29th
Subtle hat-tip to Che. Or Andre the Giant. (photo:...
Apr 28th
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So many things I see in my daily life remind me of this movie. Orange hair; Grand Central Terminal;...
Apr 28th
“Sweet is the memory of distant friends! Like the mellow rays...”
— Washington Irving
Apr 27th
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Cherry Blossoms, Brooklyn. With a special appearance!
Apr 27th

on bike theft

cakeface: … Bike theft is a fact of life. This is a shame, because it’s probably one of the main...
Apr 26th
claudia: bellavita: it was. i’m in love with boston...
Apr 25th
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He gets the important parts right!
Apr 24th
In honor of Mr. Foxx. This blog has his favorite song as its...
Apr 24th
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Rube Goldberg machine task: break a Cadbury creme egg.
Apr 24th

Robots & Steampunk

And the mad scientists behind them: Drum machine robot Mechanical tiger in Bruges Steampunk...
Apr 24th
Makes my head hurt. But I'll still go for a...
Apr 23rd
“Good English is that form of speech which is appropriate to...”
— Robert C. Pooley, “Dare...
Apr 22nd
Muxtape Keeps The Mixtape Concept Alive
Apr 22nd
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT Might Be Coming To The Big Screen. Oh...
Apr 21st
My Muxtape.
Apr 21st
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I was not aware that others had embraced Corporal Cuddling as regular practice. Yet here is proof. ...
Apr 21st
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If there was ever a Golden Age for horn parts, this song is from it. I defy you not to shake it if...
Apr 20th
You know I love cats. But this is one of the many ways in...
Apr 20th
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Song for a quiet weekend. Polka Dots and Moonbeams, performed by Bill Evans & company. I love...
Apr 20th
romeojulietsierra: For years we’ve been reading about a...
Apr 19th
If people spoke the way they post comments
Apr 19th
My cat just started to spaz for no reason. I was all,...
Apr 19th

Carl's quandary

Moe: Am I really that ugly?
Carl: Moe, it's all relative. Is Lenny that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy bald and fat?
Moe: Oh my God it's worse than I thought.
Carl: See, this is why I don't talk much.
Apr 18th
Trapped
Apr 18th
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claudia: The world is just awesome. {via kottke} Still laughing at the Mythbusters guys: Adam...
Apr 18th
"Duffy did some minimal online research and...
Apr 17th
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hrrrthrrr: way cool flipbook music video for Kraak & Smaak’s song “Squeeze Me.” Very...
Apr 17th

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane...

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty...
Apr 17th
"If what we eat says a lot about who we are,...
Apr 16th
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but...”
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Apr 16th
Video Store Clerk: The Game
Apr 16th
Happy spring. (photo: butterfly farm in Chiang Mai)
Apr 15th
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Music for the masses. Or at least for Bret.
Apr 15th
asie: They were protesting, “More juice, more juice!!” ...
Apr 15th
Hard to believe that even a young Lord Vader was a cat...
Apr 15th
(via riotrepublic) True dat. & all their jibba-jabbin.
Apr 14th
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riotrepublic: Dance Party Friday. If I were ever a news anchor, I’d be all over this.
Apr 14th

Ode to the Cat

The animals were imperfect, long-tailed, unfortunate in their heads. Little by little they put...
Apr 14th
Did you say something? (photo: thatsplenty) 
Apr 14th
Both sad and a little effed-up. But I won’t pretend I...
Apr 14th
szymon: LEGO-Style MP3 Player Cute & funny, with...
Apr 13th
“Africa urbanity is something worth thinking about because...”
— Hector Peterssen...
Apr 13th
Wonder what I was thinking at the greenmarket last night....
Apr 12th
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peterwknox: 365daysofmusic: day seventeen The Pixies - Where is my Mind? (more about the Pixies...
Apr 12th

Overheardinnewyork.com: 110th & Broadway

Six-year-old boy: I'm excited! Pizza, pizza, pizza!
Father: How do you spell "pizza"?
Six-year-old boy: P...I... Z... Z... O?
Father: Close, son. Try again.
Six-year-old boy: F?
Father: No...
Six-year-old boy: Q? G? L? [starting to cry.] I just don't know!
Apr 12th
A little something to get through the day. And the weekend...
Apr 11th
Sweet. (photo: Stelmaria)
Apr 10th
“You are educated when you have the ability to listen to...”
— Robert Frost (via birdgirl)...
Apr 10th

To all the bikes I've loved before.

Wheels come and wheels go. Following are all the wheels I’ve known, not including those...
Apr 10th

Do you think I maybe ate too much just...

It’s astonishing how many people ask questions aloud that they’ve clearly never bothered...
Apr 10th
If you need something, say something.
Apr 9th
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My latest stumble through Strongbadia has unearthed this gem. And this.
Apr 9th
The downside of the "active fatherhood"...
Apr 9th
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The Water is Wide The water is wide, I cannot cross over And neither have I wings to fly Give me a...
Apr 6th
bg5000: This is the awesome design for the new UK coins...
Apr 5th

Drew Carey must heart his new job.

Tonight we saw a young mother win one million dollars and no cents on The Price is Right. She...
Apr 5th
“In our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop...”
— Aeschylus (from Agamemnon)
Apr 4th
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40 years is a biblical increment. Long by some standards; not so long in many other ways (this,...
Apr 4th
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Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel (& Matt Damon): eat your hearts out.
Apr 3rd

My submission to overheardinnewyork.com....

Older Woman: Arranging flowers. Now there's something I'll do in my next life.
Younger Woman: You may not have long to wait.
Older Woman: Yeah, I could just go tonight. Then won't you feel sorry.
Younger Woman: No. I'm a very forgiving person.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
Apparently even Colbert doesn’t like surprises. But...
Apr 2nd
That's my pic. Right there. On that news...
Apr 1st
“You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize...”
— Steve Buscemi’s...
Apr 1st