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Warch Watch
Parenting. Tough in so many ways. Especially if you want them to like what you like.
May 31st
Listen Listen
Cake - Let Me Go
May 31st
Multiracial in America
May 31st
Warch Watch
hrrrthrrr: The music video for the song ‘Alice’, an electronic piece of which 90% is composed...
May 30th
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds...”
— Jack Handey
May 30th
Warch Watch
soupsoup: theduty: hero. azspot: Ira Glass on Storytelling
May 30th
Warch Watch
soupsoup: willw: Best of Tina Fey (via ) When can we make babies.
May 29th
SO busted.
May 29th
Listen Listen
Out with the sun, out with the heels. I used to laugh at this song, but it was a vapid, uninformed...
May 29th
soupsoup: zoee: (via NOTCOT)
May 29th
The alignment cometh.
May 28th
Study in Fictional Detectives… or Massive Waste of...
May 28th
bagcoffee: peterwknox: The city deactivated most of...
May 28th
“should we hold hands? we can’t. but why? because, people...”
— the history of love - nicole...
May 27th
Warch Watch
Penny on toast. I miss these perfect little shorts featured on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Someone...
May 27th
Park Love.
May 26th
Listen Listen
This Billy Stewart version of Gershwin’s Summertime annoyed me some at first, and now I love...
May 26th
“Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and...”
— Norman Vincent Peale (via...
May 25th
What are you doing for the long weekend? Me? Nothing really....
May 23rd
soupsoup: jeralyndwile:jackieheartsb:sarahchristine:dailymeh...
May 23rd
claudia: Via Indexed
May 23rd
Warch Watch
“I poked holes in its back so it can breathe.”
May 23rd
Really? Really. Alright then, have at it.
May 23rd

Back Online / Debriefing

muxtape: On May 21st, Muxtape experienced an error that caused every song in the database to be...
May 23rd
“I too…saw the reflection of the summer sky in the...”
— Walt Whitman
May 22nd
It didn’t do anything for you
May 22nd
“Get a load of this clown.”
— My friend, Beth—pointing...
May 22nd
Warch Watch
I like the part about the cats.
May 22nd
soupsoup: hydeordie: On a scale of 1-Extra Hard, how...
May 22nd

Who may I say is calling?

Me: Good morning (receptionist bs)
Mom: POOTIE TANG
Me: What if it hadn't been me who answered the phone?
Mom: well...I was pretty sure it was you. Am I the only old person who likes Pootie Tang this much?
Me: I am pretty sure you might be the only person who likes Pootie Tang this much.
May 22nd
I’m not what you’d call a gamer. Nor, to my own...
May 21st
Listen Listen
Nice. It’s like ELO meets Martin Denny meets Friends of Dean Martinez. Only, it’s not...
May 21st
Listen Listen
I choose Björk.
May 21st
Zach Galifianakis Unreleased Absolut Vodka Ad
May 20th
Warch Watch
“Your chair was too big, so we got you this small one…. We put all this wicker up just...
May 20th
Gatsby condensed.
May 20th
Warch Watch
Holy carp. The brilliant honesty of the first performance eclipses the second. But they kept it...
May 20th
We’ve all had them. Moments when the flossy veil is...
May 19th

Bundt.

One word. One syllable. A world of possibilities.
May 19th
On the matter of cutting one’s own hair: One could...
May 19th
Listen Listen
She & Him - Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?
May 18th
A belated pledge.
May 18th

Clutter I

It bears mentioning that this room is off limits. It’s a room that functions primarily as a...
May 18th

Palimpsest-Pentimento

These two words fascinate me. Different definitions, so different uses—but they seem somehow...
May 18th
Warch Watch
vinh: The Avalanches - Since I Left You
May 18th
here we go
May 18th
you could have said no
May 18th
asie: postsecret
May 18th

What will it take for this guy to leave...

Stephen Colbert is now following me on Twitter. Well joke’s on him! So to speak. I never...
May 18th
Listen Listen
Quoth Brother Marvin: Three things for sure: taxes, death, & trouble.
May 18th
Park Slope: Where Is the Love?
May 18th
That’s it. The end is nigh. What better harbinger of...
May 17th
Warch Watch
zachklein: Blockbuster Museum Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past Aaaaa-ha ha ha ha ha—oh...
May 17th
eatsleepdraw: my interpretation of the tokyo subway...
May 17th
“I never had an opinion in politics or religion which I was...”
— Thomas Jefferson (polymath;...
May 17th
It’s important to be versatile.
May 17th
Warch Watch
asie: MTV Buzznet spoof of Cloverfield.  I’m in the next to last 5 seconds, with a cucumber.  So....
May 16th
Very bleak, but a great read. Especially if you appreciate...
May 16th
“I hope I can start a dance party.” I know it...
May 16th
In defense of: using “valet” as a verb ...
May 16th
Warch Watch
Brunettes not fighter jets. Be sure to watch for the Conchords in-flight sequence toward the end.
May 16th
“It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something...”
— Jack Handey
May 16th
The Instant Rimshot.
May 15th
Oh thank god.
May 15th
Warch Watch
Everybody in the horse say he-e-e-ey… everybody in the horse say f*ck it, f*ck it.
May 15th
obama + edwards
May 15th
The Codpiece. Redefined. And funkified--in...
May 14th

Your New Midtown Roof Bar

soupsoup: May 14, 2008 The Thing About Ning Your New Midtown Roof Bar With a mini-run on rooftop...
May 14th
Warch Watch
claudia: bg5000: Everybody has reblogged this for a reason. It’s amazing.
May 14th
Over the next 2 days: Great opp to visit this locale if...
May 14th
Untangle: Today's special treat for the OCD...
May 14th
“I like the me I am with you.” Maybe this is...
May 14th
The staying power of this children’s album astounds...
May 13th
The Beckoning.
May 13th
The local canvas is readily available; these are some takes...
May 13th
Warch Watch
claudia: lfarm: I think you will like this. We Think by Charles Leadbeater via herenotthere
May 13th
Warch Watch
hrrrthrrr: This is so cool…seriously cool. I wonder how many times it took to get some of those...
May 13th
My ride today: Prospect Heights > Boerum Hill > Cobble...
May 12th

Errand

Tonight’s return ride: Tomorrow’s coffee and milk Cold against my back.
May 11th
“Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgiastic future...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
May 10th
It was the best of Times, it was the worst of Times; it was...
May 10th
“I’ve never been attacked by a goose myself, but I...”
— Bike Snob NYC
May 10th
“I remember seeing Greenwich Village from seven feet up in...”
— - Robert Downey Jr. at last...
May 10th
Warch Watch
Classy old-timey dog humor. For a grey day. Good weekend!
May 9th
Jealousy.
May 8th
“If you’re shtupping someone, you should probably keep...”
— My doctor advising me of best...
May 8th
Ghost Bike: sad state Guess it’s not enough that a...
May 8th
“IN CARTOONS there is often a moment when a hapless...”
— The Democrats | Almost there |...
May 8th
Thin Blue Line may actually be a navy...
May 5th

The sights are out.

Or rather, in Prospect Park, BK today, both in the space of a minute: Unicyclist: wearing an iPod...
May 5th
via xkcd. 
May 4th

New Yorkers Are Entertainers *First*

Kid #1: They be profiling us, though! Did you see the way the cops came directly up to us?
Kid #2: Calm down, peoples is lookin' at us.
Kid #1: That shit pisses me off though! They think we all just smoke weed and sell drugs!
Kid #2: But that's all we ever do, smoke weed and sell drugs!
[Kids laugh, onlookers try not to].
--1 Train
(via Fet, overheardinnewyork.com)
May 4th
i haz a sad.
May 3rd
Warch Watch
Texting Your Way to Love
May 3rd
“The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when...”
— Man accused of trying to cash...
May 3rd

Grey

My life is mine—not yours, not ours It lets go by the sun and stars It watches the river roll...
May 2nd
claudia: {via jessicagoldharalson} Robert Downey Jr. and...
May 2nd
From xkcd.
May 2nd