if i didn't care

2009

2008

“Outside another yellow moon punched a hole in the...”
— Tom Waits, Downtown Train
Aug 1st
Show me the way. (photo: THRU by intheclearkid)
Aug 1st
Where's the beef? What's the deal with...
Aug 1st
“I vote that Cheesecake is the ambassador to both parties....”
— Cake v. Pie (via nevver)
Jul 31st
Fun! See instructions here. (via nevver; via booooooom)
Jul 31st

Death: synonyms

The list of nouns is surprisingly boring; it’s only when Bartelby.com gets into the verbs that...
Jul 31st
Somebody out there likes the mux. At the moment. Or...
Jul 31st
“as the former blank tape buyer for tower records, this makes...”
— T.T. Wu, in response to this. ...
Jul 30th
Listen Listen
Jorge Ben - Take It Easy, My Brother Charlie For Charles. Let’s hang out pronto.
Jul 30th
One of the few things I own in both digital and vinyl...
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
::slow clap:: A Critical Mass Cyclist was body-checked off his bike by a cop in Times Square...
Jul 29th
Warch Watch
EBTG - The Only Living Boy in New York
Jul 28th
Manny being Manny.
Jul 28th
“How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?...”
— Abraham Lincoln
Jul 28th
Warch Watch
yourrailroadgate: Gnarls Barkley - “Going On” Does anyone know what the story with this video...
Jul 27th
Listen Listen
annamarie: Amen to this Jeff! I just put this song on a playlist. It’s so good. ...
Jul 27th
mong: microwalrus: Pixdaus: God Gave Us Pics! I dunno....
Jul 27th
Dude. It was. Totally. Sith. (Photo from Wireimage)
Jul 27th
“Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away...”
— Finley Peter Dunne (via...
Jul 27th
Listen Listen
The Caribbean - Siamese Sons Featuring me on horns and… theramin. Ok there is no theramin...
Jul 27th
Asperger Test
Jul 26th
hrrrthrrr: R.I.P. I discovered recently that I have a...
Jul 26th
via Obama Porn
Jul 26th
Listen Listen
The Shadow of Your Smile - Tony Bennett I love this song. It’s Bennett at his best. It never...
Jul 26th

Haiku

Cool night on the roof Though the day’s sunshine still glows Hot bricks beside me.
Jul 26th
Doris Cherry is back!
Jul 25th
“Since The X-Files series finale in 2002, the United States...”
— Slate Magazine (via...
Jul 25th
Miss him.
Jul 25th

Garner's Usage Tip of the Day: on Jargon

(From Oxford University Press) Jargon can be found in virtually any specialized field, such as...
Jul 25th
NYC Restaurant Week(s): July 21-25; July...
Jul 25th
A study in potential energy.
Jul 25th
lauriebreaker: that too. valid point! What would Henry...
Jul 25th

The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star

syntheticpubes: Too long for a quote post: Then Jad says ‘I think I’ll go to the jewelry store and...
Jul 25th
nevver: Woman of Tomorrow / Future Promises Well, at least...
Jul 24th
Just went next door with officemates to see about eating the...
Jul 24th
Stuff just breaks sometimes. Poor old robot. He...
Jul 24th
peterwknox: noigetit: Obama in Berlin. Thousands and...
Jul 24th
Slideshow: The Franklin Avenue Shuttle, my last train home. ...
Jul 24th
Hope for the weekend.
Jul 24th
Q: Where the hell is the drive mechanism?
Jul 24th
Adding some (exciting) perspective to the development of the...
Jul 24th
Chimp Escapes Cage, Beats Zookeeper With...
Jul 24th
Warch Watch
streeter: Dan and I worked this idea up with help from almost everyone at CH.  I’m pretty happy...
Jul 23rd
Warch Watch
asie: Benny Hill — one of my all time favorite skits. ever. And now mine.
Jul 23rd

I would never admit it.

SM: Jase, can I borrow your Sharpie collection?
Me: Sure.
...
SM: Looks like there are some here that don't get much use.
Me: Just what are you suggesting.
SM: That you have your favorites.
Me: Maybe I do.
Jul 22nd
On the matter of seersucker. From the Persian shir o...
Jul 21st
peterwknox: Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests Crossing...
Jul 21st
Warch Watch
The Yamaha Tenori-on. Electronic music composition for the masses.
Jul 21st
Warch Watch
toomuchawesome: I’ve been on the fence about She & Him until I watched this. Gahh.
Jul 21st
hrrrthrrr: I’m really into shipping containers being used...
Jul 18th
nevver: Lunch
Jul 18th
Asie, I must confess, I too am obsessed with Fred stuff. I...
Jul 17th
“Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be...”
— Gustave Flaubert
Jul 17th
toomuchawesome: William Styron Wow, cool. I never met him,...
Jul 17th
Jul 17th
Sharks patrol these waters. Yum.
Jul 17th
W. T. F.
Jul 17th

The Bridge Poem

I’ve had enough  I’m sick of seeing and touching Both sides of things  Sick of being the...
Jul 16th
“Print is dead.”
— Dr. Egon Spengler, Ghostbuster
Jul 16th
“This film is brilliant and has no equal in the realm of...”
—  Aintitcool News (via...
Jul 16th
Latest seemingly pointless obsession: cargo bikes. (Photo:...
Jul 16th
Listen Listen
Suzanne Vega - Tom’s Diner (DNA remix) For MT. Just to inform/remind you that your new...
Jul 16th
Josh Hamilton's first person ESPN piece...a...
Jul 15th
Warch Watch
hrrrthrrr: Brahms Breakfast (via adcouncil) Things I like about this video: 1.  the look on...
Jul 15th

Proof that lower-order mammals are...

Could not explain why this pic made me smirk. Then I remembered this and this.
Jul 15th
No no, see, he shot me with Batman.
Jul 15th
nevver: Hey Batman
Jul 15th
Listen Listen
Nelly Furtado - Party
Jul 14th
peterwknox: This is the tv. It is big. This tv could have a...
Jul 14th
“Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained...”
— Nick Diamos (via...
Jul 14th
hrrrthrrr: In 2002, architect Rem Koolhaus and his firm...
Jul 14th
nevver: Amanda Visell
Jul 14th

Vive Les Leotards!

ACW: HONH!!!
ACW: « Ah ça ira, ça ira, ça ira, Les aristocrates à la lanterne. Ah ! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira ! Les aristocrates on les pendra. »
me: okaynowHONH
ACW: happy bastille day
ACW: /skin tight night
me: Bastille Day - Skintite NIGHT!!!
me: honh!
ACW: HANGHH!!!
me: it's also my nephew josh's Birthday
me: talk about the perfect storm
ACW: whoa
me: someday
me: when he's closer to an age of reason
me: i will give him skintites for his Bday
me: that have the French flag emblazoned
me: and i'll sit him down and tell him the whole sordid tale
ACW: sit him down on your knee
ACW: "in a world gone mad"
me: a small band of dumbasses
me: discovered the way of truth
ACW: looking for meaning in this strange journey called life
me: just lookin for answers
ACW: lol
me: about skintites
ACW: and obscure french holidays
me: yah. obscure.
Jul 14th
“Just because somebody doesn’t love you the way you want them...”
— Anonymous
Jul 14th
Oh I will look it up. I’ll look it up in...
Jul 14th
Double Dutch. So hot right now. Double Dutch.
Jul 13th
CAN’T YOU SEE I’M LOUNGING
Jul 13th
“A butt for a face Little brother, dork dork dork Stay out...”
— Strongbad haiku to Stongsad
Jul 13th
eatsleepdraw: Stecils! : )
Jul 13th
Muxtape Stumbler - MP3 Discovery Tool
Jul 13th
“We’d like to do one final masterpiece. I think we both...”
— Kyle Gass, Tenacious D, on...
Jul 13th

If only it were so simple

confessionizer: I have always wanted to get fucked by someone who really knows how to turn a woman...
Jul 13th
Blackle is the new Green
Jul 13th
“There’s always a moment when you start to fall out of love,...”
—  Douglas Adams (via...
Jul 13th
After numerous unsuccessful attempts to access it myself...
Jul 12th
Warch Watch
Paul Hardcastle, 1985.
Jul 12th
peterwknox: noigetit:chloesanchez:setuplikeadeckofcards:...
Jul 11th
100% Hapa
Jul 11th
An Overheard Conversation at the Suburban...
Jul 10th
“The struggle itself…is enough to fill a man’s...”
— Camus
Jul 10th
We’re fucking with the database, back online in 10...
Jul 10th
asie: peterwknox: Back. Alive. Since when has PWK been...
Jul 10th
So. When did furniture options for college freshmen suddenly...
Jul 9th
asie: mzchristine: cajunboy: You’ve got to be shitting...
Jul 9th

On Children

Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for...
Jul 8th
“There’s been much talk of late about the loss of privacy,...”
— William Deresiewicz, from The...
Jul 8th
Warch Watch
Verb. That’s what’s happening.
Jul 8th
Listen Listen
toomuchawesome: Matthew Sweet - “Sick of Myself” I’ve always loved the sentiment of this.
Jul 8th
Lemonpie.muxtape.com
Jul 7th
Today’s ride: Crown Heights > Williamsburg >...
Jul 6th
You have like totally failed me for the last time, okay?
Jul 4th
nevver: NewsToday Speaking of Segway killers.
Jul 4th
gwendoline: via blog.modernmechanix.com Segway killer. ...
Jul 3rd
nevver: Hin Chua This image can represent many...
Jul 3rd
Listen Listen
asie: hipsterdiet: topherchris: [Liam Lynch — United States of Whatever]  Remember Sifl and...
Jul 3rd
Listen Listen
Shuggie Otis - Aht Uh Mi Hed No SHUGGIE.
Jul 3rd

New Favorite Word

Kismet. Suspiciously sparse definitions/etymology. Here’s Wiktionary’s attempt.
Jul 3rd
No more Salad Fingers, please.
Jul 2nd
Jul 2nd
damekana: I am seriously digging this...
Jul 2nd