if i didn't care

bagcoffee:

New York City is being overrun with new college freshman, making the city their own… Retards.

It still beats the same event in Boston. Which, for all their killer SAT scores, can be completely incapacitating in its retard-dom.

hahanotfunny:

playnice:

You know those terrible stories about dolphins getting tangled in tuna nets or turtles getting their heads stuck in those plastic soda rings? That can happen to us too (not the soda rings of course, our heads are too big), but, metaphorically, we can get wrapped up in other people’s garbage or trapped by a net that we have no business being in. Thank God we’re not marine life. We have the choice to cut free.

Today remind yourself: Untangle.

asie:

1st day off from work…. I napped, blew off my daily vitamin and dared to drink a Diet Coke after 3pm, possibly throwing off my bedtime. There’s going to be hell to pay tomorrow.

Well. Look who’s gettin all frothy. The weekend doesn’t start till Friday, lady.

Sometimes I feel like an engineer
Waving you off the tracks

Sounding the whistle
Sweating, hollering

And you sit there
Blinking, puzzling.

Every time I think about the unknown, possibly sad fate of Muxtape, I think—adhering to the typical child-of-divorce mindset—was it something *I* did?