You know those terrible stories about dolphins getting tangled in tuna nets or turtles getting their heads stuck in those plastic soda rings? That can happen to us too (not the soda rings of course, our heads are too big), but, metaphorically, we can get wrapped up in other people’s garbage or trapped by a net that we have no business being in. Thank God we’re not marine life. We have the choice to cut free.
Today remind yourself: Untangle.
1st day off from work…. I napped, blew off my daily vitamin and dared to drink a Diet Coke after 3pm, possibly throwing off my bedtime. There’s going to be hell to pay tomorrow.
Well. Look who’s gettin all frothy. The weekend doesn’t start till Friday, lady.
Sometimes I feel like an engineer
Waving you off the tracks
Sounding the whistle
And you sit there
Every time I think about the unknown, possibly sad fate of Muxtape, I think—adhering to the typical child-of-divorce mindset—was it something *I* did?
- Sweet Lincoln’s mullet.
- Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
- By the beard of Zeus!
- By the Fishing Skills of Paul Ferguson!
- Great Odin’s raven!
- Son of a bee sting!
- I immediately regret this decision.
- You’ve got a dirty, whorish mouth, that’s what you have.” —The precious and random words of Ron Burgundy, Anchorman