Good Will Hunting
Terry, Head Custodian: Well, if something was stolen, I should know about it.
Prof. Gerald Lambeau: No, no. Nothing like that. I just need his name.
Terry, Head Custodian: I can’t give you his name unless you have a complaint.
Tom, Lambeau's Ass't: This is Professor Lambeau.
Terry, Head Custodian: And this is Professor Hayes.
Jan 28th
Waiting in the sky
Bowie: Anyway, Brett, I have to go.
Brett: Where are you going?
Bowie: I'm going to a party. I'm already twenty minutes late.
Brett: Sounds cool. Where's the party?
Bowie: In space, Brett. In space.
Brett: Space?
Bowie: Yeah. It is quite freaky, isn't it, Brett?
Brett: Yeah. No.
Bowie: Goodbye, Brett.
Brett: Seeya, Bowie.
Jan 19th
Haloween, at the Urinals
Drunk, trust-fund frat-boy, costume-less: H-heyy! Boy-Blunder!
Me dressed as Robin, the Boy-Wonder: That's Master Dick to you.
Drunk, trust-fund frat-boy, costume-less: (silence)
Jan 19th