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Dawes - Bedside Manner Oof. These guys have their proverbial shit together.

Apr 1st

alanajoy:

Apr 1st

florencio: (via chaz-the-atlien) Huskies do like to work.

Apr 1st

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Star Wars intro set to Dallas titles. (via laughingsquid)

Mar 31st

It might be time to take the horses off NYC...

Mar 31st

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Skype now available on the iPhone (Wi-Fi only).

Mar 31st

355. Never request a joke or impression....

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Faces - Ooh La La (off the Rushmore Sountrack) via peterwknox:three50eight:poortaste

Mar 31st

Why Facebook has never listened and why it...

Mar 31st

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The Lost Tribes of NYC. Where’d you come from? Your mother.

Mar 31st

ffffound: A Reason To Believe. - BOOOOOOOM! - CREATE *...

Mar 31st

ffffound: Typewriters Morph Into Creepy Sci-Fi Creatures

Mar 31st

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy...”
— Albert Camus (via...

Mar 31st

(via heyyoshimi)

Mar 31st

florencio: Them! Saw this on Creature Double Feature when...

Mar 31st

Chuck

Lester: The world revolves around the SUN, Charles.
Lester: Not you.
Jeff: Oh! Astronomy-snap.

Mar 31st

goodnightmoon: WTF… “This 7-meter tall aluminum...

Mar 31st

“I know you, asshole!”
— Det. Capt. John Book in...

Mar 31st

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being invisible is the best

Mar 30th

“When exiting the building, ensure that any badges bearing...”
— Executives-Only Version of...

Mar 30th

user error

Ben: So you lost all your emails from Friday afternoon?
Me: I think so yeah. Nothing received from 3 to 10.
Ben: You're sure.
Me: Well it's possible I didn't get any.
Me: Possible I'm not all that popular.
Ben: I don't believe that.
Me: Trust me, no one is more surprised about this than me.

Mar 30th

exploding dog

Mar 30th

ffffound: Travel photography: The Wave - Los Angeles Times

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ffffound: Forward Thrillist: Art in the Age of Mechanical...

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“Well,” said Pooh, “what I like best — ” and then he had to...”
— (via afternoontea) (via...

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davidfuternick: holysoul: The Jackson 5-Blame It On The Boogie I would have to blame it on bad...

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It’s funny… you feel it kind of in your kronk.

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Pequeña Orquesta Reincidentes - Mudanza

Mar 29th

negro y amarillo

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via Hello Turkey Toe

Mar 29th

"When the two ignored the man's advances, the...

Mar 29th

Some prefer to blame it on the boogie.

Mar 29th

“The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold...”
— Friedrich Nietzsche (via...

Mar 29th

We now return to the 1957 classic, Amazon Women on the Moon.

Mar 28th

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Kraak & Smaak - Squeeze Me

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sincerely.

Mar 28th

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CAMERA

Mar 28th

“You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something....”
— Charles Manson (via...

Mar 28th

Sincerely you guys!

Mar 28th

“There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s...”
— Buckminster Fuller

Mar 28th

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The Shins - Kissing the Lipless

Mar 28th

lungful: i will live through this.

Mar 28th

“the memories are in your skin. at least, they’re in mine....”
— andrew (via lungful) (via...

Mar 28th

The new pretty boy on the cell block.

Mar 28th

leahblink: I see you coming, this beautiful train wreck, but...

Mar 28th

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Raconteurs - Bang Bang There we go.

Mar 28th

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gnomechomsky: everybodycares: Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) - Nancy Sinatra Just wait.

Mar 28th

florencio: Friday the 12th T-Shirt | Snorg Tees

Mar 28th

Effing love this timepiece. Thanks Tom & Kat. So kind.

Mar 28th

“The novel teaches us to comprehend the world as a question....”
— Milan Kundera (via...

Mar 27th

suitep: Building around a tree: James MacKinnon wanted to...

Mar 27th

lauriebreaker: cuddleblog: (via lungful) WANT

Mar 27th

30 Rock on space travel

Tracy: Hey Houston, can I get some Tang down here?
Tracy: Also, I'm thirsty.
Tracy: Ha ha ha ha! Wordplay.

Mar 27th

That last post reminds me

I like Steely Dan. A lot. There, I said it.

Mar 27th

tmblg: AdelaideNow… Teen paints giant penis on his parents’...

Mar 27th

Globe cuts nonunion salaries by 5 percent

Mar 27th

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Elliott Smith - Miss Misery Next door TV’s flashing blue frames on the wall It’s a...

Mar 27th

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61 things stacked on a cat.

Mar 26th

suitep: talix18: (via littlesparrow) I’d like to spend...

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Frank Lloyd Wright - Johnson Wax Building

Mar 26th

(via overflowing)

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Mar 26th

bebelestrange: (via scout)

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bigfun: handa: TrekEarth | the window Photo

Mar 26th

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Combustible Edison - Solid State It’s a ditty.

Mar 26th

winner.

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via dlittlegarden

Mar 25th

How to get fired instantly.

Mar 25th

“This is your last chance or forever hold your peace.”
— H. Dale Hemmerdinger, MTA...

Mar 25th

THE WARMER MONTHS OF NEW YORK, MEN DON'T...

bagcoffee: They don’t eye-fuck. They full on eye-rape. It’s true, the woman here can stop...

Mar 25th

How can I turn a voicemail on my iphone...

frangry: Someone help. I promise it will be worth it. Download Audacity, which has a free version....

Mar 25th

Gone bad.

Mar 25th

“My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white....”
— Shel Silverstein (via...

Mar 25th

asie: Oh, I can’t wait! Quiet, breezy walks across 6th...

Mar 25th

Gone too soon

muxtape: Muxtape launched one year ago this morning.

Mar 25th

ffffound: Flickr Photo Download: Looking into the past:...

Mar 25th

The Female Brain

Mar 25th

today I saw what is purported to be the...

gnomechomsky: …allegedly, all the legal weed (medical, experimental) in the U.S. is grown behind...

Mar 24th

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Old school wins, always. The smiles are priceless.

Mar 24th

Tournament of Meat

Mar 24th

Fried

All of a sudden. But fried through & through. Like the piece of chicken at the bottom of the fry...

Mar 24th

Baron Munchausen

Mar 24th

justo: (via markbean) Eco-Friendly Van Meets All-in-One...

Mar 24th

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gregbrown: For Zoe: hilarious Target cart misadventure. YES WE CAN make a big fucking mess that...

Mar 23rd

peterwknox: adriennes: Teens capture images of space with...

Mar 23rd

Called a Cold for a Reason

It’s not actually cold weather that causes illness. But I tell you what: the next jackass who...

Mar 23rd

eatsleepdraw: Space Ship.

Mar 23rd

Alexander Jansson

Mar 23rd

branduponthebrain: Watchmen (Zack Snyder, 2009)

Mar 23rd

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Mar 22nd

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The Flaming Lips - Waitin’ For A Superman

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The Secret Lives of Our Parents

Mar 22nd

nevver: Taxi

Mar 22nd

It could happen to anyone

jstn: magicmolly: Legendary rocker Brian Wilson’s weight exploded in the years after his failed...

Mar 21st

msbadkittie:reclick:via imgur.com

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justo: (peetypassion staticquo: groteskito) Fresh...

Mar 21st

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Bobby Darin - Beyond the Sea (via everybodycares:superpam)

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Ditto. Thanks to you and all who showed!

@AsieM: Effing sleep deprived but had a solid night, hung out w/some good friends & laughed a...

Mar 21st

“Everyone struggles against despair, but it always wins in...”
— Jeffery Eugenides, Middlesex...

Mar 21st

(via overflowing)

Mar 20th

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the better to impress you with

Mar 19th

Explaining phone service to my kids is...

gregbrown: You see, kids, back when I was a kid there was one phone per PLACE instead of one phone...

Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

rispostesenzadomanda:poobah:dukkha:sisifo: breeapperley: via...

Mar 18th

Shades of meaning

I just asked a friend the etymology of the phrase, “to take umbrage with [something].” I...

Mar 18th

Slim Goodbody. I’m fine not knowing the inside story...

Mar 18th

“It was assumed that a person without any emotions would be a...”
— http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_w...

Mar 18th

peterwknox: andrewglennflavin:brianvan: got that? (I...

Mar 18th

The Mad Men of Modern Design « The Selvedge...

Mar 18th

bebelestrange: Retro To Go: Western Edition Miles Davis...

Mar 18th

allcreatures:crowth:CNN: The animal was last seen clinging...

Mar 18th

But in most other ways, yes.

coworker 1: Congratulations on your new couch!
coworker 2: Thanks. It's a bit like having a child.
me: Well, you can't fall asleep drunk on a child.
coworker 2: Can't you?
me: It's frowned upon.

Mar 18th

Sargent - Jaleo

Mar 18th

heyyoshimi: antichocolatofobica: via img.ffffound.com

Mar 18th

ffffound: Fubiz™

Mar 18th

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Nick Drake - Saturday Sun Getting ahead of myself, I know.

Mar 17th

IN WHICH WE ARE AMERICANS

bagcoffee: As a boy, I was told all the time I was Irish by ancestry. It was everywhere: Irish...

Mar 17th

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“We are cooling. We are not warming. The warming you see out...”
— Michael Steele (via moffs...

Mar 17th

Babies Know: A Little Dirt Is Good for You

Mar 17th

House

Cuddy: Are these the genetically-modified mice from Oncology?!
House: Genetically-modified for tastiness.

Mar 17th

“And make no mistake: irony tyrannizes us. The reason why our...”
— David Foster Wallace (via...

Mar 16th

justo: (via mattmcinerney) Milk Concept by David Fung....

Mar 16th

“Elephants feel the fatal footfalls of poachers a hundred...”
— Richard Ford (via titania)

Mar 16th

ffffound: Dezeen  » Blog Archive  » Design...

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bigfun: retrolife: Thelonious Monk “Round about Midnight”.

Mar 15th

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everybodycares: sarahbelfort: Bill Evans plays ‘My Foolish Heart’

Mar 15th

heyyoshimi: standardgrey: (via futuremilk)

Mar 15th

ffffound: A Daily Dose of Architecture: Today’s archidose...

Mar 15th

“The human voice carries entirely too far as it is.”
— Mark Twain, in his disdain for...

Mar 15th

France doesn't fuck around.

msbadkittie: “Sacked Sony France workers this morning freed the chief executive they had been...

Mar 15th

florencio: hamburguesas krusty Is this in Palermo...

Mar 15th

I may not rock this game like The Biggest Baldwin, but it...

Mar 15th

bebelestrange: nosleepwithoutdreams: (via fecklesss)

Mar 14th

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The Magnetic Fields - No One Will Ever Love You

Mar 14th

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MadCon - Beggin’ (via davidfuternick)

Mar 14th

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Lou Reed - Perfect Day

Mar 14th

gnomechomsky: snuh: Lou Reed’s high school graduation...

Mar 14th

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(via jalopnik) Shriners on high-octane. With the dulcet tones of the Rev. Horton Heat. Or to be...

Mar 14th

Steal this idea and make millions:

alanajoy: Camera’s should be able to link up to wifi or something and then you can email your...

Mar 13th

“Poor Bernie.”
— One miserable, balding, fat...

Mar 13th

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Mar 13th

suicideblonde: mudwerks: THE DAFT PUNk’S CONSOLE by...

Mar 12th

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Mar 12th

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Andrea Bocelli - Con te Partirò Happy to report that this progression is stuck in my head—as...

Mar 12th

alanajoy: touche

Mar 12th

Fractal game. Can self-similarity become a game? I guess it...

Mar 11th

florencio: flora y fauna: futuro

Mar 11th

florencio: Gotham+Knights+#11

Mar 11th

“Thank you as well for the conversational hiatus. I generally...”
— Daniel Teague, aka Big Dan...

Mar 11th

ffffound: —> Vitra : Angela Lidderdale what a mess

Mar 11th

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Medway - Resurrection

Mar 11th

cube24: coffeeandacasio: hey mcdonalds. you suck. at least...

Mar 11th

msbadkittie: mudwerks:Star Wars AT-AT Walker As A Family...

Mar 11th

branduponthebrain: (via snuh) they were...

Mar 11th

msbadkittie: (via wrox) so wait you just flip that thingy...

Mar 11th

brainxcandy: March Madness for Geeks Create your own -...

Mar 11th

A rant

We were in the bus, and at some point we passed by some big street work.
Capucine: What's this, Mom ?
Me: I don't know...Maybe they are renovating the pavement, or maybe this is for the new parking lot.
Capucine: (frowning) No no no, you don't build a parking lot with those tiny little stones, I'm telling you. What's this all about ? Building parkings ? Building houses ? Pavements ? What else ? There's not enough noise in this city already ?! Oh, no no no, this doesn't make any sense. A parking ? With little stones ?
Me: Hahaha. I don't know, maybe it's just the pavement, I really don't know.
Capucine: Well, I'm telling you, all this big work is good for NO-THING.
Me: Hahahah. Well, maybe you should complain to the mayor.
Capucine: (forefinger raised) Yes! I will ! I will COM-PLAIN to the MAYOR !
(pause)
Capucine: What is a mayor, Mom ?

Mar 10th

hrrrthrrr: Artist Jason Hackenwerth blows up hundreds of...

Mar 10th

“No human being can be there for you the way a record can. i...”
— ben gibbard in autumn de...

Mar 10th

bebelestrange:

Mar 10th

“A Queens man says he spent 28 hours in a cell after police...”
— NY Daily News (via peterwknox)

Mar 10th

Scanwiches

Mar 10th

alanajoy: The Canon Powershot SX10IS is amazing! Except I...

Mar 10th

Beautiful. (via The Big Picture)

Mar 9th

For Asie. (via The Big Picture)

Mar 9th

gregbrown: This photo has consistently cracked me up...

Mar 9th

“WHO WATCHES THE OTTOMAN”
— sockington

Mar 9th

justo: (via missdreass) Steady… ste-e-e-eady…

Mar 9th

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“The question is whether any normal person would do this. Pilots flying the devices jet around...

Mar 9th

Mar 9th

I know you

Mar 9th

“Some strangers become more important to you than family,...”
— Walter Kirn, Thumbsucker (via...

Mar 9th

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Van Morrison - These Dreams of You Dreamed we played cards in the dark and you lost and you lied

Mar 9th

(via bigfun)

Mar 8th

Blurred

dearoldlove: You know I can’t tell the difference between reality and fantasy. So I still feel loved...

Mar 8th

gregbrown: The real-life smiley-face crater from Watchmen...

Mar 8th

homeagain.

Mar 7th

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The Social Life of Small Urban Spaces

Mar 7th

“Here’s the mirror—look and wince. One out of every...”
— from A Quibble, by Mark...

Mar 7th

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Astrud Gilberto (RJD2 Remix) - Gentle Rain

Mar 7th

kristinmick: NASA Image Of The Day Atlantis to Orbit ...

Mar 6th

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NYT

Mar 6th

tigertiger: ffffound: Andrea Offermann Illustration ...

Mar 6th

P: Wanna get hot chocolate at City Bakery with me?
J: Let me mull it over.

Mar 6th

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are...”
— Oscar Wilde (via simko) (via...

Mar 6th

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bushsong

Mar 6th

Bartleby

I’ve been reading a lot at work, for work. Letters mostly, from a very broad spectrum of...

Mar 5th

(via peterwknox)

Mar 5th

“So long, Jarts fans! Got your nose!”
— Flaming Carrot

Mar 5th

Where my jarts at (via suitep)

Mar 5th

Wrapped Up

dearoldlove: My love for you is like a mummy—carefully preserved, with the brains yanked out.

Mar 5th

bigfun: (via klaatu)

Mar 5th

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Porkchop Sandwiches. It was just time for some. Now get the fuck out.

Mar 5th

North American flight patterns

Mar 5th

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Spoon - I Summon You

Mar 5th

People I shared a word & shook hands...

• Mamphela Ramphele, freedom fighter • Dick Parsons, Time Warner powerhouse Obama economic advisor...

Mar 4th

“To have someone of Horton’s stature lay out, in a...”
— Mary McCarthy, Senior Director...

Mar 4th

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asie: Russell Brand on surfing had no idea who this fool was or why he hosted (then bombed) the...

Mar 4th

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Simon & Garfunkel - The Only Living Boy in New York (via gnomechomsky:dontforgetthecoffee:pgwp:...

Mar 4th

nevver: The Standard / Andrew Holder Hi-Line

Mar 4th

“Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who...”
— Elvis

Mar 4th

nevver: Paranaiv Thy kingdom come

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bebelestrange: warnick: World Builder on Vimeo (via Vimeo)

Mar 4th

Our world may be a giant hologram...

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justo: (via amplifiedthought) Awesome Sigur-ros video. Site link included just in case ...

Mar 4th

Sugar. My grandmother used to call me that. The Treats...

Mar 4th

“Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never...”
— Rita Mae Brown. (via...

Mar 4th

asie: soupsoup: Food Porn: Corn, Cheddar & Bacon...

Mar 4th

msbadkittie: ‘What the hell, South Korea? You guys seem so...

Mar 4th

To keep a fat cat away from a less-fat cat’s food. The...

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ffffound: Curro Claret - Diseñador Industrial

Mar 4th

One of Phyllis Diller’s more solid vehicles. (via...

Mar 4th

“Time and again, however well we know the landscape of love,...”
—  Rainer Maria Rilke  (via...

Mar 4th

Story time

DC in DC: A Fairy Tale about Hippos, Crocodiles, Lions, Magic, Tigger and Winnie the Pooh, told by a little French girl.
Me: That video of the story is amazing. She just comes up with it all herself. Her mom took some lines from that story and put them together with some of Capucine's artwork, and they made t-shirts, which they sell; the proceeds went to build a library in Mongolia. Naturally.
DC in DC: That's so funny, because I was going to do that, but it turns out that instead I just ordered some Chinese takeout and watched a DVD.

Mar 3rd

allcreatures: (via naked capitalism) That tickles.

Mar 3rd

Just realized why I don’t know exactly what’s...

Mar 3rd

9gag: Strange Monument… She stood for years on the sidewalk...

Mar 3rd

Mar 3rd

nevver: Theo Kelderman  America: it’s a feeling.

Mar 3rd

bagcoffee: (via commons) There’s a shuffle joke in there...

Mar 3rd

Robo-L-train am suck? I for one welcome our gentle...

Mar 3rd

Next up for 44: Don't Ask Don't Tell

Mar 3rd

bagcoffee: Any questions? Which is more easily digested?

Mar 3rd

“Creative people don’t want to “do it right.” They want to...”
— Bruce Sterling (via tba) (via...

Mar 3rd

Chema Madoz

Mar 3rd

klaatu: dawkman: digitalbath: (via...

Mar 3rd

my printer, my muse

@laughingsquid: really digging the animated music video for the drum ‘n’ bass song “Printer Jam” by...

Mar 2nd

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Radiohead’s Nude (apparently) played on outdated computer equipment. Oldie; goodie.

Mar 2nd

suicideblonde: yeahmon:shiningstar: (via sade) I SAID...

Mar 2nd

Correction: it is I whom am captured

Robin: You can't get away from Batman that easy!
Batman: Easily.
Robin: Easily.
Batman: Good grammar is essential, Robin.
Robin: Thank you.
Batman: You're welcome.

Mar 2nd

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Mar 2nd

syntheticpubes: by Nabil

Mar 2nd

“I’ve never seen so much panic around me, but panic is the...”
— Bruce Sterling is slowly...

Mar 2nd

Mom’s got the answers. And the material. Just remember...

Mar 2nd

capucha: hobart: Pink dolphin appears in US lake -...

Mar 2nd

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Moby - Extreme Ways WWJBD

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WWJBD

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WWJBD

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WWJBD

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WWJBD

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Bourne Trilogy compilation - 4 mins. Never appreciated the use of water in these movies....

Mar 2nd

The Times story about Hannah Epp is still stuck in my skull....

Mar 2nd

florencio: El Blog de Jotace: Un plan sencillo Hellooo. His...

Mar 2nd

suicideblonde: Vanity Fair April 2009: Comedy’s New...

Mar 2nd

bebelestrange: Does this make my butt look big? My neighbor...

Mar 2nd

The Bubbletop King

Mar 2nd

bebelestrange: intweetion:spaceships: Norway, 1970 (via...

Mar 2nd

nevver: “In like a lion …”

Mar 2nd

ffffound: Untitled Document

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“L’égoïste n’est pas celui qui vit comme il lui plaît, c’est...”
— Oscar Wilde (via bigfun)

Mar 2nd

suicideblonde: highonheels: Jolie by LaChapelle ...

Mar 2nd

bebelestrange: anti-socialnuance:via www.sandycarson.com ...

Mar 1st

The Storm

1 Against the stone breakwater, Only an ominous lapping, While the wind whines overhead, Coming...

Mar 1st

getthefuckoutrightnow:hangmanblues:edt: Tornado....

Mar 1st

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
— Groucho Marx, original hipster

Mar 1st

bebelestrange: (via rubykhan) -the breakfast club...

Mar 1st

A bit of a rant.

goodnightmoon: Previous post largely in response to this. Funny thing is I like a lot of this...

Mar 1st

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Soul Coughing - Disseminated I like an eyeball. I like a square cut. I like a funny car. I like...

Mar 1st

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The late George Carl is a master clown. I sometimes feel like I’m doing this act in miniature:...

Mar 1st

A Life, Interrupted

Mar 1st

Watch

Lee Evans: Jack Parker in Funny Bones

Mar 1st

mollylambert: YES.

Mar 1st

Jack Parker & Toast. Funny Bones. Trailer.

Mar 1st

“I never saw anything funny that wasn’t terrible, that...”
— paraphrasing of W.C. Fields,...

Mar 1st

kanamit: nevver: “Cyclone, how may I help you?”

Mar 1st

Blackpool, England

Mar 1st

bigfun: They mean it. Battersea Park, Autumn 2006

Mar 1st

How Banks Snatch Almost $2 Billion From Us...

Mar 1st