Big Night (1996). My favorite...
Secondo: Pascal bought a boat.
Primo: That mean you're gonna sail away?
Pascal: Maybe, if the sky is red in the morn--
Pascal: No, if the sun is red. No, the sky.
Pascal: What is the rhyme?
Primo: Red sky at morning mean it will rain outside.
Secondo: (laughs) What about rain inside?
Primo: (looks quizzically)
Secondo: Huh? Nothing.
Primo: No, what you mean?
Secondo: You say, "rain outside,"
Secondo: and for you to use that word "outside" is funny.
Primo: Why?
Secondo: Because it can't rain inside.
Primo: I no say "inside." I say "outside."
Secondo: I know.
Primo: So where is the problem?
Pascal: I don't get it.
Secondo: Well, you don't have to say, "outside"
Secondo: because it can't rain inside.
ALL: (prolonged silence)
Pascal: (quietly) What the fuck?
Primo: I know it can't rain inside.
Secondo: Forget it.
Apr 17th