May 2009
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Have you ever been to Florida? It’s basically a criminal population. It’s...
– Jack Donaghy, pissing off a few of my Tumblr friends no doubt, 30 Rock (via inothernews) (via asie)
April 2009
I will admit to some disappointment →
that I can no longer tout this distinction as my own.
Now I began to understand art as a kind of black box the reader enters. He...
– George Saunders, “Mr. Vonnegut in Sumatra” (via bryanmckay) (via gnomechomsky). I like Mr. Saunders. He spoke in New York a few years back—I had gone to hear Jonathan Franzen read and do Q&A, and Saunders spoke as well. At the end of the evening, I walked away just happy, impressed &...
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than...
– Albert Einstein (via lorenrochelle)
Have to know the rules first, so that you can break them.
(via asie)
Hear hear.
What will Meeeeesterrr Cheese Fries have today?
Favorite cheap eat: Palace Fried Chicken in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Abdul has his own names for all the regulars, usually based off an item from the extensive menu. My roommate is Ms. Chicken Nugget, because as Abdul states, “she’s small like a little chicken nugget.” My friend Lucas is Mr. Italian Cheese Burger, “because he’s long, like Italian Cheese Burger.” I’m Mr. Cheese Fries of...
I didn’t ask for a shrink - that must’ve been somebody else. Also, that pudding...
– Punch-Drunk Love (via saramcpherson) (via thewordunheard) (via claudia)
Nice lil double-whammy there
from givemesomethingtoread
Should Men Worry About Their Own Biological Clock? →
givemesomethingtoread:
A growing body of research supports the idea that there are biological disadvantages to late-in-life fatherhood. But will society’s view of male fertility ever change?
(thanks, Essays)
Why Being Smart Won't Get You Laid →
givemesomethingtoread:
In fact, the smarter you are, the more clueless you will be, and the more problems you’re going to have in your dating life.
Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
– Michael Caine (via rulesformyunbornson)
The real story is that Buscemi reads Geekologie
@Steve_Buscemi:
man invents bike that makes u look like even more of an asshole than u riding a segway. geekologie.com/2007/07…
My man.
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages...
– George Bernard Shaw
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I'm not happy to be right →
but I called it.
I work as a resident doctor in one of the biggest hospitals in Mexico City and...
– Yeny Gregorio Dávila (via azspot)
this is really fucking scary.
“According to the World Health Organization (WHO), a pandemic can start when three conditions have been met:
Emergence of a disease new to a population.
Agents infect humans, causing serious illness.
Agents spread easily and...
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Freedom is never dear at any price. It is the breath of life. What would a man...
– Gandhi
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Vibes outside Prospect Park Farmers Market