if i didn't care

2009

2008

I haz no internetz. Guess I’ll go for a spin.
Aug 31st

Reblog with your first job and age you...

asie: biteofpythias: Grocery store produce department. 14 yrs.  Cheesequake Pharmacy, 15 ...
Aug 31st
Richard Parker
Aug 31st
(via kapi)
Aug 31st

Protect and Serve

skinnyghost: Get off the god-damned sidewalk.  It is for people.  All your other gripes aside,...
Aug 31st

Protect and Serve

Cop just pulled me over on my bike for riding on the sidewalk. The empty sidewalk. In front of my...
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
tram to roosevelt
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
Interior, Food Emporium, foot of the 59th St. Bridge
Aug 30th
poobah: handa: decay - the bathroom door (via Wolfgang...
Aug 30th
tmblg: Single molecule, one million times smaller than a...
Aug 30th

Pulling rank

Smells like low tide right now in Brooklyn. Or maybe that’s just me.
Aug 30th
The car, I drove In a temporal tumble Struck down with love...
Aug 30th
Ironic Sans
Aug 29th
Warch Watch
Paging Mr. Herman
Aug 29th
nevver: Gotham
Aug 29th
Listen Listen
Jon Brion - Little Person
Aug 29th

syn·ec·do·che

n. Latin, from Greek synekdochē, from syn- + ekdochē sense, interpretation, from ekdechesthai to...
Aug 29th
“We want our students to take into their interactions with...”
— Marcus Eure, English teacher,...
Aug 29th
florencio: Topless Robot - Star Trek Dog Is Boldly Going… to...
Aug 29th

time to bust out some jeans

asie: Forgot I even owned them. It’s probably for the best, my legs are all bruised from biking...
Aug 28th
Warch Watch
kapi: Hitler reacts to sharks losing. After catching Inglourious Basterds this afternoon, today is...
Aug 28th
suitep: Shaking the sand out at Martha’s Vineyard. (more...
Aug 28th

can someone please explain to me

gnomechomsky: why exactly every single time I want to take a shower (it’s community-style over...
Aug 28th
6h057: So they found that girl in a backyard compound in...
Aug 28th
poobah: suddenly:SquaredCircle: Benchmarks (via...
Aug 28th
Listen Listen
Audrey Hepburn - Moon River
Aug 27th
“Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man...”
— Larry David (via thirdgrowth)...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
adilahhamid: Whack-A-Kitty! cute!
Aug 27th

Er... a 29-year-old ≠ a girl

@BreakingNews: Missing California girl reportedly found after 18 years, officials say press...
Aug 27th
(via bigfun) Astronauts gonna kick some Cosmonaut ass. The...
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
“Boeing says the first flight of the 787 Dreamliner is...”
— BreakingNews
Aug 27th
bigfun: Anton Corbijn - Kylie Minogue Quoth Brother Lionel:...
Aug 27th
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Open the snack bay doors. ...
Aug 27th
msbadkittie: none00:KABAKUBA
Aug 27th
nevver: Last Exit to Brooklyn
Aug 27th
msbadkittie: none00:KABAKUBA
Aug 27th
Um. You have something on your head. Right there. Right...
Aug 27th
florencio: el leon y el tigre T: I’m ok, are you ok?...
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
ffffound: [w]tomia
Aug 27th
ffffound: but does it float
Aug 27th
syntheticpubes: by Chih-Han Hsu
Aug 27th
“When I was young I was a fool. I thought too much....”
— Josef Sudek
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
GQ: America's 25 Douchiest Colleges
Aug 27th
Listen Listen
Nina Simone - I Shall Be Released (via findout)
Aug 27th
Shit My Dad Says (a twitterer)
Aug 26th
(pic via Gothamist)
Aug 26th
6h057: boston.com: “You just knew it would never be the...
Aug 26th
suitep: indieandyy:(via spinlighted) The last brother....
Aug 26th
“An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music...”
— Ben Gibbard (via Paste) (via...
Aug 26th
UWS harshness
Aug 26th
I know. It’s a little distracting. It’ll be over...
Aug 25th
Why Smart People Do Stupid Things
Aug 25th
“Like a single species taking over an ecosystem, like an...”
— Mark Slouka, Dehumanized: When...
Aug 25th
nevver: 5 Creative Truths by Shirley-Ann Dick
Aug 25th

WAKING UP THIS MORNING TO MORE SHARKS VS...

6h057: It was fun last but all you want to do is find your underwear and get the fuck out and eat...
Aug 25th
nevver: London Transport, 1977 - SO MUCH PILEUP
Aug 25th
florencio:La cruda realidad La Cárcel de Papel
Aug 25th
“Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is...”
— Navin R. Johnson
Aug 24th
Pizza in a Cone: Queens
Aug 24th

how do i choose?

bebelestrange: I like the look of the cat icon better but if I am a cat, I won’t be as fierce as a...
Aug 24th
Warch Watch
Laser Cats III in 3D Admiral Spaceship and Nitro’s intergalactic adventures continue. Special...
Aug 24th
“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics...”
— Plato (via azspot) (via...
Aug 24th

Hellboy 3: The Reckoning

Fade in. Scorched earth, post-apocalypse. Hellboy has assumed his role as king of all creation....
Aug 24th
Listen Listen
Röyksopp – So Easy
Aug 24th
Almost forgot. The thing about Mexico: ALL THE COKE IS...
Aug 24th
This Key Lime pie was frozen, and therefore totally awesome....
Aug 24th
Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away If...
Aug 24th
topherchris: Original Original-original:
Aug 24th
6h057: I was gonna go see Whiskey & Goats Milk host Bingo in Greenpoint tonight but the rain...
Aug 24th
“Love each other stubbornly. Stubbornly. And be stubborn...”
— Sam Reich (via syntheticpubes)
Aug 23rd
msbadkittie: kittykittybangbang: via www.gregmiller.com
Aug 23rd
Why in the fuck didn’t anybody tell me about this? ...
Aug 23rd

Joe Hill

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you and me. Says I But Joe, you’re ten years...
Aug 23rd
April 4, 1939 My mother was 8 years old, living in Weymouth...
Aug 23rd
Friday
Aug 23rd
bigfun: (via sightland) The Last Splash
Aug 23rd
Listen Listen
De La Soul - Tread Water
Aug 23rd
florencio: enojado Dr. Cube’s moonlighting as a...
Aug 23rd
florencio: homicidal insomniac: Eva Mendes in Marie...
Aug 22nd
Listen Listen
Band of Horses - No One’s Gonna Love You via setuplikeadeckofcards
Aug 22nd
All Natural Swimming Pool “The swimming area is only...
Aug 22nd
Though threats of a storm are a lil bit scary And the...
Aug 22nd
over the line
Aug 22nd
Drink of my Caucasian, sayeth he. And yea, though I walk...
Aug 22nd
Warch Watch
Mike Relm performs at the 13th annual Webby Awards
Aug 22nd
The Dude’s Nutrition Pyramid (via thedudeiseverywhere)
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
Noepe
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
ffffound: I talk out loud like you’re still around. |...
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
(via keggersofyore) SO wasted. I can barely keep my shoes...
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
Listen Listen
Jack Jones - Lollipops and Roses
Aug 22nd
who u gonna call
Aug 21st
“So if the big movie star attached to a sub-par product...”
— Is This the Summer of Death...
Aug 21st
Learning to Love the Semicolon
Aug 21st
chuffedlittlemuffin: igather: nuked: ( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,...
Aug 21st

Do we pay extra for this

@TheOnion: British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists...
Aug 21st
Tartan Designer - Tartan Maker - Tartan...
Aug 21st
zoee: Cooling off on a hot night at Brighton Beach These...
Aug 21st
nevver: Last Exit to Brooklyn, MaterialTank A much simpler...
Aug 21st
asie: Rode my bike over the bridge today for the first time. Hooray. Saw BagCoffee on the bridge...
Aug 21st
nevver:Bangkok, 1950
Aug 21st
allcreatures: chroot: Thai Elephant Gets New Prosthetic...
Aug 21st
ffffound:Design*Sponge It would take a lot to get me to...
Aug 21st
nevver:The Best of BibliOdyssey
Aug 20th
What Do Urban Sounds Do to Your Brain?
Aug 20th
lurvely
Aug 19th
asie: Home, James! And don’t spare the horses. I will pay...
Aug 19th
justojusto: (via rillawafers) The underwater dance of...
Aug 19th

Five's Company

T: Thanks for giving up that bedroom.
T: On the boatride over we were fighting over who gets to sleep with Jason.
J: Well there's plenty of Jason for everybody.
J: I'm just kidding.
T: So was I.
Aug 19th
heyyoshimi: via freshome My childhood home had these...
Aug 19th
alanajoy: Concerned citizens… An organized friend of mine...
Aug 18th
alanajoy: This is my brain on drugs… any questions? Can I...
Aug 18th

Half-ricans

Sorry I had to bolt—you two made my day! Have a great summer.
Aug 18th
only in dreams
Aug 18th
Zapotec
Aug 18th
chuffedlittlemuffin: subjecttomeg: OFFENSIVE!! (via)...
Aug 18th
About the house I’m visiting I have two words to say:
Aug 17th
1. outdoor 2. shower
Aug 17th

Tonight I had dinner with a Southern,...

asie: polo playing, oil-moneyed boss and one of his biggest clients. Half way through  boss man...
Aug 17th
finally.
Aug 16th
birds… seeea biiirds
Aug 16th
RIP, Amtrak Regional 160. Gone too soon. No time to mourn;...
Aug 16th
“All living things contain a measure of madness that moves...”
— Life of Pi
Aug 16th
Warch Watch
suitep: mynylife: AMC is featuring Mad Men’s “10 Most Shocking Moments.” Great clips with...
Aug 16th
Today’s ride: Prospect Heights > Fort Greene >...
Aug 15th
branduponthebrain: Stripes (Ivan Reitman, 1981) “RAZZLE...
Aug 15th
poobah: ak47:blogut: City by Craig Mullins
Aug 15th
cedar hill, central pk
Aug 15th
“Nowadays, the world is made childproof. Back then, children...”
— Paul Beck, educator, and an...
Aug 15th
Listen Listen
The Magnetic Fields - Asleep And Dreaming
Aug 15th

New Jersey Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob...

tmblg: Bob Dylan was detained by police in Long Branch, N.J. last month, when a young officer...
Aug 15th
Warch Watch
chuffedlittlemuffin: I’m the Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side I feel another bout of Magnetic...
Aug 15th
nevver: Decay, Dumbo 1983
Aug 15th
bigfun: (via albumdefigurinhas)
Aug 15th
(via 6h057)
Aug 15th
poobah: “Here, take the other one too, you motherfucker”. —...
Aug 15th
veronicles: Sunset Boulevard “I am big! It’s...
Aug 15th
Aug 14th
“I’m telling you no matter how low they drive support for...”
— Bill Clinton (via apsies) (via...
Aug 14th
It’s funny because if you’re a sailor, stern...
Aug 14th
“In a paper last month in the online journal Evolutionary...”
— Why Religion May Not be...
Aug 13th
My CTO has a warped sense of humor. This is the photo he...
Aug 13th
Listen Listen
Jackson Browne - Jamaica Say You Will
Aug 13th

On Jet Lag

frangry: I woke up at 530am, was at work by 8am, ate lunch at 1130am. It is now 813pm. Goodnight. I...
Aug 13th
Burgess Meredith - from that Twilight Zone episode where...
Aug 12th
Aug 12th
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of...”
— Jorge Luis Borges
Aug 12th
poobah: pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: Or how to find your...
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
peterwknox: Inherent Vice, Thomas Pynchon - 9781594202247 (via PenguinGroupUSA) Now THIS is how...
Aug 12th
poobah: yosamanthrax: hikergirl: So who’s here (in...
Aug 12th
peterwknox:brooklynmutt:tendrebulle.fr
Aug 12th
nevver: Asteroid Impact! The Manicouagan Reservoir/Impact...
Aug 12th
Listen Listen
Jeff Buckley - So Real
Aug 12th

Jaywalking

Origin (via Wikipedia): In towns in the American Midwest in the early 20th century,...
Aug 11th
1937 WPA poster
Aug 11th
“The miracle is not to walk on water. The miracle is to walk...”
— Thich Nhat Hanh (via...
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
A Decade Later, 'The Iron Giant' and Its...
Aug 11th
poobah: sweetbabushka:via www.geocities.com “this looks...
Aug 11th
veronicles: bcardoso: the street tom waits grew up on. ...
Aug 11th
Aug 10th
tigertiger:heyyoshimi: via behance Answer: Anywhere she...
Aug 10th
Aug 10th
nevver:Blackout ‘03 We’ve been luckier this summer....
Aug 10th
remains
Aug 10th
Bozos & mofos be crampin my style.
Aug 9th

Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

Peter Sagal: Where are you calling from?
Participant: Norwich, VT.
Peter Sagal: Ah yes, home of the famous Norwich Military Academy!
Participant: As of a couple hundred years ago, yes.
Peter Sagal: They moved it? How do you move a military academy?
Participant: Silently. In the night.
Aug 9th
florencio: talle gigante Sadly, the clarification from Sir...
Aug 9th
asie: Guess who just got a new bike? Darklamb, thanks for...
Aug 9th
Your eyes say oui but your pants say wut.
Aug 9th
Listen Listen
Django Reinhardt - Minor Swing
Aug 9th
Cotillard
Aug 9th
Aug 9th
Listen Listen
Lionel Hampton - I Don’t Stand A Ghost Of A Chance With You (Recorded in 1940 with the Nat...
Aug 9th

Speaking of poetry:

tigertiger: chuffedlittlemuffin: Tiger, Tiger, burning bright In the forest of the night, What...
Aug 9th
michele cat
Aug 8th
“And that inverted Bowl they call the Sky, Whereunder...”
— Omar Khayyam
Aug 8th
veronicles: (via myamy)
Aug 8th
Listen Listen
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - Beggin’ (Pilooski Edit)
Aug 8th
florencio: Huevos divertidos these aren’t the...
Aug 8th
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Laundry or flying a kite? ...
Aug 8th
BKNY
Aug 8th
fuckyeahigotapinwheel
Aug 8th
bike decorating station
Aug 8th
Almost forgot about this. Smell ya later.
Aug 8th
“Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about...”
— The Incredibles (via...
Aug 8th
The art of the title sequence: The...
Aug 8th
Listen Listen
Zee Avi - Bitter Heart (via hrrrthrrr)
Aug 8th
veronicles:booktumbling:libraryland:liquidnight: Oscar...
Aug 8th

From Keats's gravestone:

This Grave Contains All that was Mortal of A YOUNG ENGLISH POET Who on his Death Bed in the...
Aug 8th
Warch Watch
It’s a thank you montage to John Hughes. Set to The Who’s Teenage Wasteland. And I...
Aug 8th
Must not forget, this happened once upon a time 3 weeks ago.
Aug 7th
Aug 7th
Someone will pay. SOMEONE WILL PAY.
Aug 7th
Listen Listen
The Flaming Lips - Do You Realize?? via heyyoshimi:mentalillness:unicornology:...
Aug 7th
limonata
Aug 7th
Voted greenest block in the City the Boro.
Aug 7th
“In the relation of the Jews to the land of their origin, in...”
— Michael Chabon, Gentlemen of...
Aug 7th
Listen Listen
Paul Simon - Hearts and Bones
Aug 7th
poobah: (via pixeljuju)
Aug 7th
“I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me...”
— Cameron, Ferris Bueller’s Day...
Aug 7th
Don Quixote y Sancho Panza
Aug 7th
“If you want to know what a moronic word “lifestyle” is, just...”
— Goerge Carlin (via...
Aug 7th
topherchris: When Cameron was in Egypt’s land Let my...
Aug 7th
poobah: iheartmyart:outsiderart: More than 7,000 pieces...
Aug 7th
Warch Watch
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Twist & Shout This scene did more for vests than had ever been...
Aug 7th
“No poems can please for long or live that are written by...”
— Horace (via drunkenboat) (via...
Aug 7th
poobah: sonowyouknow: a bike that folds…and doesn’t...
Aug 6th
nevver: Monolith, Mars ::nerdgasm::
Aug 6th
Warch Watch
we like the moon
Aug 6th
we love the moon
Aug 6th
nevver: Vonnegut Hero.
Aug 6th
lauriebreaker: heathershae: One part zebra, one part...
Aug 6th
poobah: Seen and Noted by our traveling companion Julia L....
Aug 6th
suitep: Purple Rain (via Bond Girly) Celebrate Brooklyn...
Aug 6th
suitep: Radio Shack trying to rebrand, is short on money...
Aug 5th
(via zoee) I must learn how to do this! It’s like...
Aug 5th

IT'S GOOD THINGS TURNED OUT THE WAY THEY...

6h057: But you know Al Gore’s gonna have a bitch of a time asking someone to go to even the fucking...
Aug 5th
heyyoshimi:misstugui:lafave:robotindisguise 
Aug 5th
veronicles:ghoulnextdoor:fullbloom:bibidebabideboo:...
Aug 5th
florencio:biokath: Dj Hongooo! xD
Aug 5th
(via 6h057)
Aug 5th
suitep: staff: On taking over the world, and other...
Aug 5th
So, to sum up: Two reporters working for Al...
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
I’ve met a sino-caledonian. His existence to me was remarkable at first, then less so. Like...
Aug 5th
Voyage to study plastic 'island'
Aug 5th
veronicles: fuckyeahwonderland: Hare and Hatter by Simon...
Aug 5th
Nick Drake’s muse.
Aug 5th
“Everything that used to live on the front seat of your car...”
— On why men carry “murses”...
Aug 4th
Warch Watch
Pee Wee’s Morning; Bathroom scene: 1:55 - 3:10.
Aug 4th
asie: The bathrooms at The Daily Show are disappointing ...
Aug 4th
(via topherchris)
Aug 4th
florencio: fuckyeahstarwars: Warhol Troopers
Aug 4th
“They’re supposed to say, ‘I got this student, her attendance...”
— Trina Thompson; Alumna sues...
Aug 4th
(via allcreatures)
Aug 4th
Pimm’s: The Return
Aug 4th
1-year old dog survives being thrown from roof. Please let...
Aug 3rd
heyyoshimi:babypanda:dtybywl:djmascotboy: nisoの思い出 Just a...
Aug 3rd
florencio:d3dk0w:caturday: What is the world coming to.
Aug 3rd
Across this line… you do not cross.
Aug 3rd
nevver:Luc Dratwa
Aug 3rd
“Lord loves a workin’ man; don’t trust whitey; see a doctor...”
— Words of wisdom from Navin R....
Aug 3rd
The Sleestaks Cometh
Aug 3rd
heyyoshimi: PIRAMID009 (via ya_ka_bo)
Aug 3rd
Listen Listen
asie: Big Pun, Still Not a Player (via reconnoitre) I don’t discriminate, I regulate any shade of...
Aug 3rd
Listen Listen
Lil’ Rob - Summer Nights
Aug 3rd
License to grill.
Aug 3rd
Warch Watch
veronicles: radarchive: justin: Drinking Out of Cups I will love this forever. 60 years from...
Aug 2nd
allcreatures: gilmoure:manquito:9gag: Kiss What is...
Aug 2nd
veronicles:nevver:Buster Keaton Winner: Most Accurate...
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
Rowes Wharf
Aug 2nd
Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy Greenway, Boston. It actually...
Aug 2nd
bigfun:handa:markie:anbt:jacony:j-p-g: Living Camera Obscura...
Aug 2nd
allcreatures:gilmoure:enjoli: (via ohmyowls) Screech owl!...
Aug 2nd
Porter Square, Cambridge, MA. La vie, ça pousse.
Aug 2nd
“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows...”
— George Carlin (via simko) (via...
Aug 2nd
nevver: Dead at 94. Tony Rosenthal, Sculptor of Cube.
Aug 1st
peterwknox: On the High Line with Mike aka @ntkgay Nice! My...
Aug 1st
suitep: My first score of the day. “You can’t...
Aug 1st
poobah: j-p-g: Crushed Salaryman (via ZenzenOK) Well...
Aug 1st
Listen Listen
Fleet Foxes - Sun It Rises
Aug 1st