Is the [given] network down for everyone or just... →
Check network status so you don’t lose your mind.
another reason to not live in Upstate, NY.
thisisalisha: I really want to spend a day sipping tasty coffee and eating yummy pastries at a supercute coffee shop. preferably not alone. Well, that and the need to wear orange in the woods lest you be shot at.
so cute when he drinks
topherchris: Apparently the bars close early around here, because I’m home now from the end of an amazing impromptu meetup. Holy schnikes, seriously guys, thanks to everyone who came out to join me. Personally, each of you are all heroes to me in ways as unique as yourselves. I only wish we had more time to hang out. Not to get sappy, but this would have never happened without a little...
frangry: Jon Hamm as Sexy Senator Scott Brown (via mediaite) “I wanna introduce something to the floor. It’s called: your panties.”
Firstly, it’s that particularly irritating form of idiocy that masquerades...– Bike Snob NYC on the twitiocy of one Gloria Fallon, who asks, “Why are bicyclists allowed to ride on the street with cars? Am I allowed to paddle a kayak in front of the QE2?”
I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple...– Space Ghost
veronicles: thelarch: Brak - I Love You Baby ...
Conan trying to get Space Ghost to admit he was...
Conan O'Brien: [shouts] Face it, space ghost!
Space Ghost: No!
Conan O'Brien: You're a spaceman that choked on a muffin!
Space Ghost: That, Sir, is impossible, because I am allergic to muffins!
Conan O'Brien: Oh, I'm sorry.
Space Ghost: Yeah. You're thinking of "Muffin-Hunter". He's different.
dearoldlove: My breasts recently turned a gay man straight and yet they couldn’t entice you to text me back. It could be due to your unrealistic grasp on sexuality. No pun intended.
Travis - Writing To Reach You
Yo momma so fat, she uses an iPad as an iPhone
(via kapi) My mom. She’s so tech-forward.
Earlier today I wondered, "What is the origin of...
bebelestrange: And this is what I found: The laurel wreath became associated with the god Apollo owing to the myth of Apollo and Daphne, who was turned into a laurel tree by her father when she tried to escape Apollo’s advances. The laurel wreath became his symbol. Later, victors at the Pythian games, which honored Apollo, were awarded laurel wreaths. The admonition more or less has the meaning,...
derplau: “So cool. I can’t count the number of times I’ve said, “If only this iPhone didn’t fit in my pocket.” Daniel Radosh on fb (via danielholter) (via apsies) (via evangotlib) (via mikehudack) (via peterwknox). Aaaand there it is. Sure I’m excited to play with it, but I’m not really interested (T.W.S.S.). (via aberjona) Sure, comparing the iPad to an iPhone might lead to a “heh”...
Even if you win the rat race, you’re still a rat.– Howard Zinn (via nevver)
Yo Kate Moss, the thing about you is you're hot... →
(via frangry). A theme is emerging.
On Cool Hand Luke
veronicles: Even when he loses, he wins. A theme.