November 2010
October 2010
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It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s...
– Jack Handey
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The tiger was tall, a second-story tiger, though not as enormous as its legend....
– Chase Insteadman, Chronic City (via tigertiger)
And lo, a great many bottles of booze did manifest amongst them. And they did...
– the book of lefan, chapter 6, verse 66 (via lefan-o-rama)
And it was, one assumes, good.
Local startup worker expedites the shit out of...
topherchris:
“Man, you don’t even understand,” the internet professional said. “I expedited that shit like a motherfucker and then circled it the fuck back and then pinged their bitches hardcore.”
I am going to review the CRAP out of the next submission sent my way. Then I’m going to EDIT the living FUCK out of it. And then circulate my changes like a stone-cold mofo.
Color me inspired.
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I’m particularly uncomfortable around drunken straight women. They tend to speak...
– Stephen Merritt of the Magnetic Fields. (via frangry)
I too have this problem, which I think is purely physiological. Nails on a chalkboard.
Tim and Eric's Friendship Prayer
Sweet friend We pray that nothing terrible will happen to each other For now or for eternity I love you But not as a man loves a woman But as a dear man friend All the best Amen
On the Urban-Suburban Divide - Grist →
There is a war between the ones who say there is a war
And the ones who say...
– Leonard Cohen
From the age of four, when I got my first bike, riding was the main focus for...
– John Tomac (via bicycledreams)
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Wait so, is there a spoon or isn't there.
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Eucalyptus?
I barely know us.
Corporate Bullshit Generator →
Bicyclists: An airbag for your head.
fayefactorial:
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662525/trash-the-bike-helmet-try-an-airbag-for-your-head-instead-video
Literally.
I’m not sure how I feel about this.
Ditto. But you know that old adage: Mo’ rechargable, self-inflating devices strapped to you, mo’ problems.
These last-minute Halloween costume ideas have saved me more than once.
Too bad it cuts off before the finale: crazy spoon-head guy.