It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s...– Jack Handey
The tiger was tall, a second-story tiger, though not as enormous as its legend....– Chase Insteadman, Chronic City (via tigertiger)
And lo, a great many bottles of booze did manifest amongst them. And they did...– the book of lefan, chapter 6, verse 66 (via lefan-o-rama) And it was, one assumes, good.
Local startup worker expedites the shit out of...
topherchris: “Man, you don’t even understand,” the internet professional said. “I expedited that shit like a motherfucker and then circled it the fuck back and then pinged their bitches hardcore.” I am going to review the CRAP out of the next submission sent my way. Then I’m going to EDIT the living FUCK out of it. And then circulate my changes like a stone-cold mofo. Color me inspired.
I’m particularly uncomfortable around drunken straight women. They tend to speak...– Stephen Merritt of the Magnetic Fields. (via frangry) I too have this problem, which I think is purely physiological. Nails on a chalkboard.
Tim and Eric's Friendship Prayer
Sweet friend We pray that nothing terrible will happen to each other For now or for eternity I love you But not as a man loves a woman But as a dear man friend All the best Amen
On the Urban-Suburban Divide - Grist →
There is a war between the ones who say there is a war And the ones who say...– Leonard Cohen
From the age of four, when I got my first bike, riding was the main focus for...– John Tomac (via bicycledreams)
Wait so, is there a spoon or isn't there.
I barely know us.
Corporate Bullshit Generator →
Bicyclists: An airbag for your head.
fayefactorial: http://www.fastcodesign.com/1662525/trash-the-bike-helmet-try-an-airbag-for-your-head-instead-video Literally. I’m not sure how I feel about this. Ditto. But you know that old adage: Mo’ rechargable, self-inflating devices strapped to you, mo’ problems.
These last-minute Halloween costume ideas have saved me more than once. Too bad it cuts off before the finale: crazy spoon-head guy.