I usually go with this person’s approach:
- Do I want to say it?
- Will it make someone laugh?
- Will it kill or continue the conversation?
Because the unwitting conversation killer is by far the most lethal. Like a sleeper agent.
- Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?
- Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
In fragrances—as in so many things—less is more. Sport, I know you love your new cologne, that one you picked out by yourself. And miss, that perfume is lovely. Just go easy. Show a little discretion. You can reek of class without actually reeking.
On my knees begging/choking.