October 2011
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Oct 1st
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Cleaned my drivetrain last night.
And went for a spin this evening. And just like that I AM A NINJA. I had forgotten how, if you can’t hear your gears grinding and your crank cranking, etc., the whole act seems effortless. The bike fades away into some kind of whispery spirit and it’s just you and the resistance of the landscape. All that from a bit of degreaser.
Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Things People in "Developed" Countries Have...
- Heavy things - Long, pointy things
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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A Conversation about Judaism
Jew: So, any other questions about the holidays?
Gentile: Yes. Which is the one with the creche
Gentile: and the baby Jesus?
Jew: What?
Gentile: I dunno, it's confusing. Or it can be.
Gentile: You know, when people wear costumes?
Jew: Oh right. You're thinking of Purim.
Jew: And people do wear costumes
Jew: But let us say
Jew: dressing as baby Jesus
Jew: would be considered in poor taste.
Sep 28th
Sep 28th
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I'm Comic Sans, Asshole. →
Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once. When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind...
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Reed Hastings' BS is Threatening My Routine
I have a very nice thing going here. Don’t fuck this up. DO NOT. FUCK. THIS UP.
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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l3fan-o-rama: delgrosso: beefranck: smartasshat: beefranck: Unpopular opinion. Instant, overblown outrage. Long-winded, overly-personal and emotional response. Sarcastic derision of everyone involved.  animated gif A cat.
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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“When I want to understand what is happening today or try to decide what will...”
– Omar Khayyam
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Breaking Bad, Seasons 1-3 →
This will help distract me from having missed the season premiere of Fringe on Friday. Either way, it’s science.
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
“Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that...”
– Larry David. Also making it happen.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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logic
abbyjean: i want pants i don’t want to shop for pants i really don’t want to try on pants therefore, a magical pants fairy should cause well-fitting and flattering pants to spontaneously appear in my closet without any affirmative action on my part Making it happen.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
“I dislike [allegory] because I think it renders fiction pretty pointless, if a...”
– China Miéville
Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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I feel it should be easier to universally replace...
listenupnerds: Like, worlds easier. Not an app. ALL OF THE SOUNDS.
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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Nothing beats a great pair of pants.
Nothing.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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ListenElectric Light Orchestra - Turn To Stone
Sep 22nd
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Sep 22nd
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“Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the...”
– John Maynard Keynes (via bebelestrange)
Sep 22nd
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