if i didn't care

If Excel were a romantic partner

nesbittslimesoda:

The relationship would feel unnecessarily combative and veering between moments of tender love and really getting each other on so many levels and moments where Excel tells you you’re stupid and gets difficult and uncommunicative and says things like ‘I don’t know why were doing this, I’m not even that attracted to you.’

Relevant to my interests in officing and relationship patterning.

Excel and I are having a good day today. If only people would leave us alone, I feel we could really take it to the next level.

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