if i didn't care

Can a creative person
have no trauma in his past?
Does head trauma count?
Or a toxic river?
I learned to swim in sludge.

What doesn't kill you
~~makes you stranger~~
will try again later.

Feb
7th

Tue

evangotlib:

huffpostcomedy:

Billy Eichner covers the Super Bowl halftime show for Conan

Billy ambushing flustered middle-aged women with pop culture questions is one of the most beautiful things to happen to TV in the past year.

I’d like to highlight this 1,000 times.

I’m not so into yelling but this almost changes my mind.

“I was in the locker room.” BullSHIT you were. That’s Madge on the 50. Check the replay.