4th
Morning
1. Two glasses of wine and I was in bed by 9:30. I feel old, but I’m not! I swear it!
2. As I was falling asleep I composed in my head a brilliant tribute to the fabulousness of my dog. Of which I can remember not a shred this morn, naturally.
3. Aberjona, I had a dream about you. We were neighbors and you were very tall and your first name was Luigi. You hosted a cable-access show with another very tall guy about how much you hated tourists in New York, and how you wanted them to Keep Out. You said “Keep Out” a lot. And our bicycles were very very very fast.
That is all.
1. Remember the time change. You have an excuse, and it’s your internal clock.
2. Pity.
3. You’ve just laid out my new life plan.