if i didn't care

Employees of the [northern Ohio] Sunoco estimate the thief has cost them $400-$600 worth of peanut butter cups in the past several months.

Don: The Manager must be losing his mind.
Me: I think the solution is right in front of them.
Me: It’s about supply & demand: stop selling peanut butter cups. Done.
Don: Or just put the peanut butter cups inside a huge, person-sized cage. 
Don: In goes the thief, down goes the cage door.
Me: We should totally go into law enforcement.