Oct
19th
Fri
19th
Next time your child is misbehaving, just take him in your teeth by the scruff of his neck and carry him into your den. Sit on him until he stops crying and submits to being bitten softly all over his face. Kill a small rodent and offer it to him. If he doesn’t take it, eat it yourself and go “Mmm, mmm, mmm” until he is jealous and cries out. Then walk away for a long time.
