Jun
3rd
Tue
3rd
Phrases I Can Do Without Hearing Ever Again, and Die Happy
1. As an introduction: “My thing is is that…”
Please, stab me if I ever say these words without irony. You may not know me, but I will provide you with a blade of some kind.
2. As a punchline: “And I was like… okay.”
This is not a punchline. Nor is it a fitting end to any story. We can do better.
There are more, for certain, but these leap to mind without effort.
